Saturday, October 3, 2009

Recent conversation between me and my mother

Me: Ugh. I hate cramps!! I wish if you didn't use your uterus it would just dry up and go away!
Mom: Me too. I think God made a big mistake.
Me: I'M not saying he made a big mistake. I'd probably grow a third ovary. That would be crap.


Amber said...

Ha ha. That would be crap indeed. When I saw the title of your post I thought it was going to be about oldtimers.

The Ridgeways said...

that would suck and I am impressed you found a funny uterus with a FACE! I highly recommend Oblation, I have no period, life is wonderful!

Lore said...

Is that a stuffed uterus in that picture... disturbing!